Tory Lane @ TheMinion.com
Look up the word "Crazy" in the dictionary and Tory Lane's face will be right there. Tory came over and rocked my world but not before terrifying the fuck out of me. Truth be told, Tory Lane has one of the best bodies in porn (besides mine), and her tits tasted like honeydew. I put up with her antics if that meant that she'd be sucking on my kosher dill. I got on top of tory and rode her as her tits shook and quaked. I saw that gaping pussy and had her ride on top of me while her eyes rolled in the back of her head. thankfully, I got to feel her raw and it wasn't long before she was on her knees and taking my testicular nectar.
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Katie Ray @ TheMinion.com
When I opened the door to find Katie Ray she look more undernourished as before. I supporse our last encounter gave her the green light to starve herself so she could come back and have room in her stomach to gobble up more of my goo. She crawled over to me as I treated my sinuses to some powder and she didn't hesitate to give me some lollipop love. The manner in how she digested my thunderous cock is the stuff of legends ands she did it with "nose candy" on her mind. I needed to make sure that she wouldn't do just an average blowjob so I put all my body weight on top of her with my rectal cavity barely an inch from her nose. I have to give it to this slut, she could suck a mean dick even though it was the only thing she had in her mouth in quite a while. I needed to meet up with my cartel so I shot my load down her throat as my heartbeat raced like an undercover DEA agent.
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Savannah Stern @ TheMinion.com
As The Minion I don't tolerate when someone tries fucking with my bottom line. Savannah Stern tried jacking some " candy" from me which is a big no no in my world. I've had people disposed of for less but I was feeling rather forgiving today. Some famous guy said "He who is without sin cast the first stone". I think it was Colonel Sanders but who knows? I knew something was up when she crawled over to suck my dick and I noticed her ass bigger than normal. Making an example of this whore was the only thing to do so I had her gag on my kosher cock as I powdered my nose. She's used to fucking with black guys but she's left South Central for great coke....and amazing Jewish dick! You can see the pain in her eyes as she comes face to face with the massive rolls on my belly. This could have been avoided if she didn't try fucking me over. However, the punishment fit the crime when my balls covered her eyes while my cock was getting massaged by her tonsils. I showed mercy on this whore when I shot my load down her mouth. I would have fucked her for a minute but her pussy reeked of orange soda. She must really love black guys.
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Jennifer Loves Spluey 2 @ TheMinion.com
I must have left an impression on Jennifer Loves Spluey last time because she's back for a return engagement. She's like that burrito you buy from those lunch wagons: It's good at the moment buy you pay for it later. I knew she could suck my cock as if she was trying to get sugar off of a churro but the relentless phone calls would follow in the proceeding days."Minion, I need money for blah,blah,blah." I didn't think about long term so I had this little border hopper come back to my home. Initially my security thought she was with the other maids but I had to tell them that she'd only be cleaning the jizz from my dick. First, I powdered my nasal passages so I could be in the right state of mind to deal with this notorious cock smoker. After having her crawl in I put my chorizo in her mouth as her eyes told me the story of a girl that fucked up BIG TIME somewhere in her life. However, my checkbook was paying for this time and I was to enjoy it. I face fucked her with my pecker as her eyes kept popping in and out of their sockets. Pay close attention to her face as my massive body covers hers and you get the picture that she's truly earning her keep. It was time for me to give her a hefty helping of my cum along with the mighty nice check she'd be taking home to the barrio. I still feel as if I did a nice deed for the little person.
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Jasmine Tame @ TheMinion.com
You've seen Jasmine Tame on numerous sites but you haven't seen her truly earn a whore's paycheck. She's normally fucking some anorexic-looking homo and not some manly man such as myself. I transformed into Super Minion so that I wouldn't go ape shit once she showed me those delicious fat titties that her bras is lucky enough to house. She has an ounce you could bounce a quarter off of which made it difficult for me not to jam my super rod up her shit pipe. She slobbed my knob as my nose powder raced past my sinuses and nailed my brain with a rush that nearly knocked me off my feet. Jasmine Tame's mouth turned into a vacuum and my cock disappeared in her mouth even when my tongue tickled her clit as she was on top of me. Super Minion's daily ordeal wouldn't be complete until I slid my cock between tits that some Beverly Hills doctor did some work a few years prior. Like a starved bitch she unlocked her jaw to take my leaking oil well of goo and she swallowed every drop so my kids could swim in her stomach.
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Kat @ TheMinion.com
Watching me climb on top of Kat is like King Kong doing the missionary position with the Brooklyn Bridge. I've had my history with this anorexic whore and brought her back because her mouth is the only useful part of her 90lb frame. I was dividing up my powder when she came in and tried busting up my party. Much like most girls in porn she was willing to offer up her mouth in exchange for some " candy". Since my supply is as large as my belly I couldn't resist sticking my cock in a mouth that must have made the rounds in every office in Hollywood. I wasn't going to go easy on her today so having my balls cover her face made for a nice touch. She sucked my dick as if she was starving (something tells me she actually was) and I rewarded her with a gram of powder and a few ounces of goo in her mouth.
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Kara Bare @ TheMinion.com
Ohio Native and resident porn whore, Kara Bare, didn't learn her lesson the last time she crossed paths with The Minion. In our previous encounter we made a mess of my backyard while my cock was renting out her tight pussy. We had food at that time but now my nose was hungry and only the white stuff would do. If you want to see the downward spiral of a porn chick then watch her as she sucks on my donkey dick as my nose gets the powdery good stuff that only comes via South America. Like a good whore she got on her knees and welcomed every drop of ball snot that my cock was able to vomit out.She's now a bigshot porn whore but she'll never forget the day she came back and had my balls cover her entire face while my cock's tip slammed her tonsils.
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Delilah @ TheMinion.com
She's an AVN award winner who's come back to the Minion's Lair for another bout with the Sleazy One. Last time we fucked in the backyard of my beautiful home so I wanted to change things up a bit. Her pussy was still sore from our last encounter so a blow job would be the only thing on the menu. She got to her knees which met my newly polished floor. The moans she made, the juices that flowed, and the sloppy wet pussy nearly made me blow my load early like a putz but my mad skills ( which pay the bills) kept that from happening.When it was time to unload I sprayed the whore down as if she was in a car wash.
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Nadia Rio @ TheMinion.com
When I look back at this scene I realize two things.First, I was undernourished and near a stage where I could pass out. Secondly, I had my dong inside a whore who could put the old school hookers in Time Square to shame. She came to me with a sob story about how her bank account was lower than my sperm count and she needed money or else she'd be homeless. Sine my heart is full of love ( and artery-filling foods) I decided to throw some money her way. Her blowjob skills were amazing and that's telling you something since my cock has been housed by some of the best mouths in Porn Valley. It was now time for her to ride me until my balls let loose on her pretty little face. It's days like these where I'm thankful I can help someone's daughter get out of financial ruin.
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Chantelle @ TheMinion.com
She's sexy. she's stunning, and after I was done with her she was a member of The Witness Protection Program. Someone was telling her that the world of porn was filled with parties and non-stop money making ventures. She was w-r-o-n-g and I was there to make her world come crashing down. She needed to know right away that porn isn't a dating service and she'd have to work hard in order to keep a roof over her head, clothes on her back, and food in my stomach. She came to me with a smile on her face and left with the same look on her face that I had when my local BBQ restaurant went under. With a hard cock in my pants I showed mercy to the dumb little girl and gave the the honor of sucking my cock right before she could ride my cock. Did I enjoy myself? Absoultely I did. Did she have fun? I don't know nor do I care. All I know is that her pussy was tighter than the valves in my heart after a dozen pastrami sandwiches. I do remember the look of satisfaction on her face when I dumped my load on her tits. She wasted no time in chasing that check which I bet soon found its way up her nose.
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Anita @ TheMinion.com
Do you ever get the feeling that the girl you're talking to doesn't have much in the brains department? Anita was just that was as my verbal onslaught caught her off guard like a mexican being pulled over in Arizona. Thankfully I had a stomach full of food which made our encounter a bit tolerable. However, she's a hot piece of ass which made me overlook her subpar personality and we were off to the races. I wrapped my cock so her germs couldn't infest my adonis-like body. She rode me until my dick wanted to pop early but I wanted her to suffer a little bit more. I did end up dropping a smelly load down her throat and she left my house less upbeat than when she first entered.
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Lexi Matthews @ TheMinion.com
Take 90 lbs of white trash, $5 worth of makeup, and add in a body odor that rivals a can of open tuna and you get Lexi Matthews. At literally 4 times her size I was afraid I'd break her in half but that's the risk I run when I do my thing. At first glance I could tell that sticking my fat dick in her tight fuckhole would be like threading a needle with rope. We partied all over my place right before my balls threw up all over face. No amount of soap or hot water could wash that skank smell off of me.
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Deja Dare @ TheMinion.com
Deja Dare comes to us via the Sunset Strip. When she's not banging roadies for backstage passes she's trying to make a name for herself in the fuck business.....a business I'm the king of. After dining on some cookies and milk I chose to let Deja Dare show me how badly she wanted in. Since she looked like 5'4'' of a walking petri dish of STD's I made her wrap my whopper before she took some Vitamin D. I tore her pussy apart as my third leg pounded, pulverized, and demolished what was left of her uterus. Don't believe me? Look for yourself while I continue to wash the filth from my toned body.
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Isabella Stanza @ TheMinion.com
Some crack whores don't even deserve a name. Isabella Stanza is one that fits that bill. She's the kind of girl who looks as if she did her make-up during an earthquake and her body odor nearly melted off my wallpaper. However, with my bank account containing multiple 000's I decided to treat myself to her mouth as my nose went through a buffet of nose candy. I can tell you that this cunt could suck a mean dick but that must be from her experience growing up with all brothers. She strikes me as the kind who would jerk your cock if that meant she could use your credit card to fill her gas tank. Like a Vietnam Veteran who can't remember some atrocities , my brain has erased some of this trainwreck but thankfully the pictures and video survived. Enjoy
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Mira Luxe @ TheMinion.com
I remember Mira Luxe very well. She came to the set as if she was hot shit and would be the one making the rules. She never met The Minion and was in for a rude awakening. Much like a new dog she had to be broken in. I'd be the one correcting her and dishing out the punishment when she fucked up. She's one of the few porn whores I never want to see again. Why is that? Well, for one, she couldn't suck a dick if her Kraut ass depended on it. Normally the Germans have a strong work ethic but this one was the excpetion. After she had seen me devour my kosher food and drink she came in to party with the most famous Jew since David Lee Roth. Watch as her anticiaption is null and void as my gigantic dong rents space in her mouth. I can't tell you how bad this cunt was and the only relief in my mind was that dropping my jizz would mean I could get to Weinerschnitzel much faster
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Tabatha Tucker @ TheMinion.com
I don't remember much of this broad, Tabatha Tucker. I do remember that after a long day of fighting crime I was injured to the point where I couldn't walk. I came back home to find this fine piece of ass using my couch for her pussy manipulation needs.I used my massive intellect and verbal skills to convince her that getting superhero goo would only benefit her. Her warm mouth was a nice garage for my dick. In fact, her breathing through her nose kept my balls warm so it was win/win all the way. With her bad dye job on top of what she calls a "head" I knew it couldn't be that long before she was licking up my seed like a hungry dog. No amount of therapy is going to erase the memories of me dumping ounce after ounce of baby batter down her throat and that's the way I like it.
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Nollie @ TheMinion.com
Whether her name is Nollie or Lexi Belle one thing is certain; this bitch loves her cash money. Much like Tiger, she's one of the few I've brought back for repeat engagements since her cock draining abilities rival those of porn whores who do it for $50 on craigslist. Take great enjoyment in watching Lexi Belle's first blowjob scene back when she was Nollie. I never understood why these porn whores change their names as often as I change diet plans. Her teen body bent all over the place so her mouth could take in my meat stick that has been a cannon with its target being the vaginas of countless fuck toys. I was in my own place as Nollie swallowed my dong while our eyes locked and I thought there could be a possible love connection. However, rule #1 says, "Never make a ho a housewife" and with that in mind I spilled my DNA all over this former Hot Dog On A Stick employee.
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Kinzy Jo & Super Minion @ TheMinion.com
Somewhere in West Virginia there's a village without its idiot. At first glance Kinzy Jo appeared to have shit for brains and the appeal of day-old bread. Being Super Minion, it didn't faze me to stick my superhero cock down her whitetrash mouth. I caught her on the couch of my alter ego masturbating. When I flew back in it dawned on me that using her oral skills would benefit me rather than tossing her in the slammer. I knew my choice was the right one when her mouth slobbered all over my fuckstick in ways that are undescribeable. She must have been stronger than she looked since she was able to keep my massive girth from crashing into her rib cage as her mouth went into overtime. I fed her my own brand of moon shine as her mouth filled to the brim with my superhero sauce.
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